Wednesday, August 26, 2009

PICKUP LINES

Hi, my name is Jesus. What’s yours?

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I’m a big fan of Hayden Carruth.

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My wife and I are both schizophrenics.

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Want to come up to my place and look at my collection of flyswatters?

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What a cute baby! He looks so content! Can I suck on the other one?

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I just got back from a vacation in Akron.

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I know where you live, honey.

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Looks are not important to me.

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