THE FACTS OF LIFE
“You eat too much,” she said
With my mouth full of chips and dip
I said,
“hows about a little roll in the hay?”
which came out sounding like
“cows are out a tittle bowl in the gay?”
but she could tell what I meant
from the obesity of my left front pocket
and she hit me
with the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet
N & O consecutively
leaving me no alternative but
to further caress and penetrate
the old bag of Lays
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